Apple Crusties

I shall rape the Mad Hatter out of boredom and I shall harass Hansel because he nosebleeds like crazy. Anyways I'm having fun with this blog of mine since this is the only place I could type down my mega long thoughts about life and my friends here online; to tell you the truth I am more close to them than the people who are physically by my side. So back to the topic of raping apples... I find red apples very sexy and green apples super cute. I will not rape an orange because oranges are annoying.

I saw the Mad Hatter's screen shot of my blog and the featured post was "AlicexMad Hatter" so now I know who to blame. I blame myself for being inlove with the coolness of my genderless Mad Hatter. I also have yuri pairings which are the following: Alice x Little Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel, Gretel, Tinkerbell, Belle, Sleeping Beauty, Mad Hatter [?] The only girl and boy pairing I have is with Hansel. I have scandals! Yay for me! I can make girls go "GAGA" over me because I'm just too awesome of an apple LMAO. I have no husband online damn it :| I only have a Honey (Emma), a girlfriend (Mikee) & my darling (Faith). I'm in the tornado of yuri madness.

[YURI- it means a girl x girl pairing.]

CONTINUING THE DAY W/ BOREDOM